pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
