Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I need a beard to bite.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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