But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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