We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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