ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
The struggles of a small town man whore
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
So here I am, sexting at work.
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