so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
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Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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