i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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