On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Randomize
