if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.