You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.