Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up