eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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