i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
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When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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