We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
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