NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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