You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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