Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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