What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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