I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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