just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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