Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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