You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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