Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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