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The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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