She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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