At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
time to smoke my breakfast
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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Rumble strips road head = magical
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.