I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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