You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Randomize
