Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Randomize
