THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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