It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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