Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You don't make any sense
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