I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
did you just send me my own nude
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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