So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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