he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
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