how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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