FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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