I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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