He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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