where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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