I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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