Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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