Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My vagina is very pro this idea
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