IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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