Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Randomize