id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
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Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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