How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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