Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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