After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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