if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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