these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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