so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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