Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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