Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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