I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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