Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
